About our Funky Fat Chocs

Glad you asked. We divided our bars per flavor below to show the full ingredients list for each bar.

Dark Chocolate 75%:  75% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).

Dark chocolate 71% + Coconuts:  71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded coconut, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).

Dark chocolate 71% + Hazelnuts: 71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded Hazelnuts, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).

Dark chocolate 70% + Coffee: 70% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Coffee Powder, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts). 

White chocolate 48% + Bourbon Vanilla: 48% Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, Coconut milk powder, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts), Bourbon Vanilla

The Ketogenic Diet consists of a very low-carb high-fat eating lifestyle similar to the low-carb and Atkins diet. When drastically reducing carbohydrate intake and replacing it with fat, the body enters a metabolic state called ketosis. This type of diet comes with many benefits for many such as weight loss, stabilizing the glucose curb, people with diabetes type II, women of reproductive age with PCOS, epilepsy and more. Read more about it in our blog.

MCTs (Medium Chain Triglycerides) are healthy fats that are satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver. Giving an instant energy and brain boost. 

We use MCT powder C8/C10 extracted from coconuts and blended with acacia fiber.

Because it's better for you! MCT powder is easier on your stomach than MCT oil - causing no distress.

About half a teaspoon of MCT per bar (5%). Which is perfect for everyone - whether you're used or not to taking MCTs.

Erythritol is a keto-friendly, natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) is found in some fruits and vegetables. It has very few calories, is metabolism friendly, and is easy to digest.

Our chocolate bars are made with organic cacao from a sustainable forest in Peru, which is delicious, high in antioxidants, and high in healthy fats. All our bars are organic and ethically produced.

All dark chocolate flavors (Dark, Hazelnut, Coconut, Coffee) have 2.5g net carbs per entire bar. The white chocolate has only 0.5g of net carbs per bar.

Of course, Funky Fat Chocolates are for everyone! Keto or not. However, you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs.

Our bars are free from sugar, soy, GMO, preservatives, artificial flavors, artificial sweeteners, gluten, and dairy. May contain traces of milk, nuts, and sesame.

Absolutely. Our bars contain no sugar. The sweetener erythritol has a low glycemic effect too. So it’s safe for people with diabetes.

Chocolate is very sensitive to heat and odors. So, to keep the taste and consistency of the bars, it's best to keep them in a cool, dry place in temperatures between 17-21 degrees celsius.

No, we do not recommend it.  If you store it in the fridge the flavor is lost. You can do it, however, it will compromise the deliciousness of the bars.

How to order

That means that you choose to buy our Chocs this one time and get it delivered to your doorstep 😊

That means that you're buying a subscription plan to get this order delivered automatically on a monthly basis. Our subscription plans are adjustable though so you can modify, reschedule, or cancel any time. With no fees. Learn more about our subscription plan here.

We offer plenty of payment options. Credit cards, debit cards, Paypal, Apple Pay, Klarna and more. Check our website footer to find out which options we have available in your country.

At the moment, we only accept credit cards for subscription plans.

Yes! We are available on Amazon Spain, Italy, France, Germany, The Netherlands, and UK.

Shipping

Yes, we ship worldwide 😊 

Disclaimer: During the European summer period, we only ship to countries within Northwestern Europe and only while the weather still allows it. Chocolate is sensitive to heat and it has the risk of arriving melted at the destination. Sorry for the inconvenience! 

Check here the list of countries we are still shipping to.

We offer free EU & UK shipping on orders over €50. Outside of these conditions, the shipping costs will be calculated at checkout as it varies depending on your location.

In the Netherlands, delivery times vary from 1-3 working days counting from the shipping date. Outside of the Netherlands, the delivery times can vary between 2-15 working days.

If that happens, please check your tracking link to find the status of your order. If there's any issue, please contact our support team (hello@funkyfatfoods.com) informing your name and order number. We'll take care of it for you.

Returns and exchanges

We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused, unopened, and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

Contact our customer service team via email at hello@funkyfatfoods.com stating your wish to return your order and we’ll send you a return label. Please mind that you are responsible for paying the shipping costs for returning your item. We will deduct the return shipping costs from your refund.

Just follow the same process as described on our return policy. Just remember you have 14 days to return from the date of receipt. The items must be unopened, unused, and in the same conditions as they arrived.

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is damaged or if you receive the wrong item. Send us a mail at hello@funkyfatfoods.com with photo evidence of the damaged items. Our customer service team will evaluate your case and, if approved, we will send you a replacement.

If you're eligible for a refund, it will be processed and the credit will be automatically applied to your credit card or original payment method within a few days. The processing time varies according to your bank provider and may take up to 10 working days. If you haven't received a refund yet within this time frame, first contact your bank. If the issue persists, please contact us at hello@funkyfatfoods.com.

Subscription

Yes, you can choose to subscribe to any of our products.

Of course! If you feel like trying a new flavor or want to gift a friend, you can place an order by choosing the “Buy it once” option.

Not at all. You're free to cancel anytime without any additional charge. Also, no hurt feelings.

Absolutely. You can change the frequency in which you receive your order, and you can add or skip products as well.

Any more questions?

Send us an email to hello@funkyfatfoods.com or fill in this form and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

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