Funky Fat Essentials - 30 bars
What it is: Creamy, tasty keto chocolate bars with MCTs. A low-carb snack to fully indulge without compromising your health or taste buds.
Why it's different:
★ Does not raise blood sugar or kick you out of ketosis.
★ No sneaky carbs, sugars or other surprises.
★ Helps curb cravings and gives long-lasting energy.
★ Organic certified.
★ Truly keto. Less than 3.5g net carb and 29g of healthy fats (varies per flavor).
Ingredients & Nutritional Values
Dark: 75% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fibre* (100% derived from coconuts).
Net carbs: 3g • Calories: 306 Kcal • Fat: 25g • Fibre: 5.5g • Protein: 4g • Sugar: 0g
48% Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Coconut milk powder, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fibre* (100% derived from coconuts), Bourbon Vanilla.
Net carbs: 0g • Calories: 347 Kcal • Fat: 31g • Fibre: 1g • Protein: 1g • Sugar: 0g
*We combine MCT Oil with Acacia Fibre as the binding agent and as an added functional ingredient. Acacia Fibre is a soluble fibre that helps slow digestion, has zero net carbs, non-insulinogenic (helps manage blood glucose levels after meals), and promotes gut health.
How to Store Them
Chocolate tastes better when stored between 17 - 21 degrees Celsius. We recommend not storing your bars in the fridge.
The Must-Have Pantry Combo
Variety pack containing 2 bars per flavour, rich dark chocolate bars, and creamy white chocs. Stock up on all the nutritious and delicious flavours for endless snacking options.
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Organic cocoa butter
Helps improve your vision, brain function, skin health, and blood circulation because it contains vitamin E. It can decrease inflammation and help reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and/or stroke.
Organic cocoa mass
Organic cocoa is full of antioxidants that prevent cell damage. It supports blood flow and reduces inflammation. Cocoa mass is high in healthy fats, soluble fibres, and essential minerals that we need in our diets.
Extracted directly from the natural fermentation of corn, this natural sweetener has a 0 GI, is easily digested, helps hydrate your colon, and protects the intestinal tissue. It also has antioxidant properties fighting oxidative stress and preventing cancer, diabetes, and heart disease.
Organic MCT Oil Powder
MCTs (Medium-Chain Triglycerides) help improve mental clarity, cravings, performance, and memory. The liver digests them more easily and converts them into ketones: a better-controlled energy source than glucose.
Organic Cocoa Powder
Cocoa powder is more bitter in taste and higher in nutrients compared to cocoa mass. The nutrients are proven to help lower blood pressure, improve blood flow to the brain and heart, aid in preventing blood clots, and increase insulin sensitivity, reducing your risk of diabetes.
Sugar-free & Low-carb
Make the most delicious and nutritious snacks and desserts with your favourite flavour of Funky Fat Chocs.
Gives you long-lasting energy
Pre-work out snack
The best part of our Funky Fat Chocs is that because we add MCTs they help with focus and mental clarity as well as providing long-lasting energy.
The perks of a functional chocolate
Clean ingredients that don't mess up your blood sugar or gut health. Enjoy this snack without compromising your health or taste buds!