Funky Fat Foods strives to return healthy fats, and in the meantime, change the game by eliminating the misconception that chocolate is unhealthy. From the classic chocolate bar, full of sugar and useless, dishonest ingredients, to a healthy, organic-certified, sugar-free delicious experience. No compromising your health by eating our Funky Fat chocs. Snacking smart is key!
You might wonder why our Funky Fat Chocolates are more expensive than regular chocolates. The answer is quite simple, Funky Fat Chocs are organic(-certified) and contain clean, functional ingredients that do not spike your blood sugar or give you cravings. Instead, it helps you with long-lasting stable energy. Most cheap chocolates only fill you up with empty calories and contain 0 nutritional value, loads of sugar, and other artificial ingredients that, in the long run, may have detrimental effects on your health.
If you want to know more about our chocs and why you should cherish Funky Fat Chocs more than those other sugar-bomb chocolates, keep reading.
What are Funky Fat Chocs?Now you know that Funky Fat Chocs are a great alternative to unhealthy snacks. Inspired to find a solution to the challenge many people face when looking for healthy low-carb snacks, we're always working on creating the most delicious chocolate bars, with optimal nutritional value for a low-carb, sugar-free diet. But not just that, we added a special treat: MCTs, to make them functional and provide long-lasting energy. While still tasting as delicious as your old sugar-full chocolate, there is no longer a need to compromise on taste or health.
These Funky Fat Chocolate bars are the way to enjoy chocolate guilt-free, made with organic-certified and 100% natural ingredients. The Chocs exist of organic cacao from a sustainable plantation in Peru, which is delicious, high in antioxidants, and high in healthy fats. Every single flavour is organic-certified and ethically produced, which is one of the main reasons our chocolates are a bit more expensive than your regular unhealthy, sugary chocs.
Our chocolate bars are FREE FROM
- Sugar
- Soy
- GMO
- Preservatives
- Artificial flavors
- Artificial sweeteners
- Gluten
- Dairy
- Or any other fillers
Funky Fat Chocolates are perfect for everyone, keto or not. However, you get the best benefits from healthy fats when you reduce your carb intake. Our bars are also perfectly safe for kids and people with diabetes since they are sugar-free. We also use erythritol as our natural sweetener. It has a 0 GI (glycemic index), meaning it does not affect blood sugar levels and is safe for people with diabetes.
Our Ingredients
Did you know that the antioxidants in cacao are blocked when you add sugars, milk, or fillers to chocolate? So, basically, you lose all the benefits instead of enjoying them. Lucky for you, Funky Fat Foods focuses on quality ingredients. We skip the artificial stuff so you can actually taste and enjoy them. Besides the deliciousness, they also bring all the health benefits of the organic cacao and the extra MCTs we add. This way, the antioxidants can work properly and prevent damage to our cells, reduce inflammation, and improve mental clarity. Let’s look inside the chocolates and learn more about the ingredients.
Organic cocoa mass
The cocoa beans we use for cocoa mass, cocoa butter & cocoa powder come from a Peruvian sustainable plantation
Pure, rich organic cacao is full of antioxidants that prevent cell damage. It supports blood flow, blood pressure, and inflammation. Besides that, cocoa beans themselves are high in healthy fats, soluble fibres, and essential minerals that we need in our diet.
When combined with fillers and artificial ingredients, their functionality gets blocked. That’s why we skip the bad stuff to allow them to provide you with the best results.
Organic Cocoa Butter
A heart-healthy fat that supports your brain health, boosts your mood and even helps lower blood cholesterol levels. Besides that, the beans contain vitamin E to help improve your vision, brain function, skin health, and blood circulation. Including it in your diet can decrease inflammation and help reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease, lowering LDL levels and increasing HDL, diabetes, and/or stroke.
Organic MCT oil
MCTs are medium-length chains of fatty acids. They go straight to the liver and are absorbed faster than long-chain fatty acids, helping improve mental clarity, performance, and memory. The liver digests them easier and converts them into ketones: a better-controlled energy source than glucose. They help your body feel satisfied for a longer time.
Our MCT oil derives 100% from coconuts and is combined with Acacia Fibre.
Organic Erythritol
The natural sweetener that we use. Many believe it’s artificial because it can be made in a lab from scratch, however, the one we use occurs naturally in small quantities in some fruits and fermented foods. Ours come from a natural fermentation process of glucose extracted from corn because its molecule has a 0 GI (glycaemic index) and is small and convenient. It is easily digested, helps hydrate your colon, and protects the intestinal tissue. Last, but not least, it has antioxidant properties fighting oxidative stress and preventing cancer, diabetes, and heart disease.
Organic Natural Cocoa Powder
The difference between cocoa powder and cacao mass is temperature, which makes their benefits very similar. Cocoa powder is more bitter in taste and higher in nutritional content compared to cocoa mass, which is processed at a much higher temperature. The nutrition in cocoa powder is proven to help lower blood pressure, improve blood flow to the brain and heart, and aid in preventing blood clots. It may also help increase insulin sensitivity, reducing your risk of diabetes.
The bottom line
When people say something is cheap or expensive, They mean to say whether that object is worth what they’re willing to spend to receive what the product offers. For example, you wouldn’t pay much money for something that will only harm you and not benefit you in any way, correct? Think of it this way, if your body will be better after, it's investing in yourself, rather than an expense.
After seeing all of the ingredients and benefits that our Funky Fat Chocs come with, you can decide whether the price is worth it for you and your health. Funky Fat chocolates are meant to satisfy your cravings and keep you full for longer, but also for you to feel better and enjoy your snack guilt-free, with no regrets or compromising your healthy lifestyle. The only way to make it is by using 100% organic and clean ingredients and by removing everything harmful to your overall health, such as sugar, soy, fillers, or unnecessary, artificial ingredients.
Quality foods are usually more expensive and there is a reason for that. Next time you eat a cheap sugary chocolate bar, please check the ingredients and ask yourself:
- How will I feel after eating this?
- Is my body benefiting from it?
- Will it prejudice my health in any way?
- Is it really what my body deserves
Your body deserves the best. You deserve the best.
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