The Best Fall Chocolate Treats of 2025 🍂✨

Let’s be honest: fall is the season of cozy vibes, chunky sweaters, and—if we’re being real—chocolate. But not the sugar-rush, fake-“healthy” stuff that leaves you craving more. This season, Funky Fat Foods brings you snacks that taste indulgent and actually support your energy, focus, and cravings.

Introducing our newest trio:

• Milk Chocolate Covered Hazelnuts
• Dark Chocolate Covered Goji Berries
• White Chocolate Covered Almonds

All three are No added sugar. MCT-powered (C8 + C10). Clear ingredient labels. Vegan. Keto-friendly. Plant-based. No artificial junk. No fillers. Just the good stuff.

What’s actually inside (and what’s not)

We’re obsessed with transparency. Here’s the ingredient story you can actually trust:

• Cocoa mass — real chocolate depth, none of that watered-down nonsense.
• Chicory root + erythritol — natural sweetness without blood sugar spikes.
• Cocoa butter — silky texture, melt-in-your-mouth comfort.
• MCT oil powder (C8 & C10) + acacia gum fibre — stable energy, appetite balance, and a little gut-friendly fibre love.

That’s it. No weird stabilisers, no fake sweeteners that linger, no fillers hiding behind fancy names. No added sugar. No compromises.

Milk Chocolate Covered Hazelnuts — cozy crunch, zero crash

Imagine roasted hazelnuts wrapped in creamy milk chocolate that actually tastes like milk chocolate — not a sugar mask. It’s crunchy, cozy, and deeply satisfying. The MCTs mean the energy you get is steady, not spike-and-plummet. Perfect for afternoon desk snacking or a crunchy companion on cool-weather walks.

• Satisfying crunch + creamy chocolate
• Fuelling fats (C8 & C10) for steady energy
• No added sugar = no mid-snack crash

Dark Chocolate Covered Goji Berries — tart + bold

For when you want contrast: rich, dark chocolate meets tart, chewy goji berries. Antioxidants? Yes. Flavour? Big yes. The intense chocolate pulls the tartness into something unexpectedly sophisticated. Keep a handful in your bag for an instant taste upgrade that also keeps your energy balanced.

• Bold dark chocolate for real cocoa flavor
• Goji berries add tang, texture, and antioxidant punch
• MCTs for cognitive fuel, not a sugar coma

White Chocolate Covered Almonds — the classy white chocolate glow-up

White chocolate gets the glow-up it deserves: silky, balanced, and paired with roasted almonds for a crunchy, creamy duo. It tastes indulgent but is built on clean ingredients and MCT-powered energy. Sweetness without sugar, bliss without regret.

• Creamy white chocolate without the sugar crash after
• Almonds for satisfying crunch + plant-based nutrients
• Perfect for a quick pick-me-up or an elevated snack moment

Why MCTs matter (and why we use C8 + C10)

Short version: MCTs are fast fuel. Specifically, C8 and C10 are quickly converted into ketones, which your body can use for clean brain and body energy. That means less brain fog, steadier focus, and fewer sugar cravings. Pair that with fibre from acacia gum and you’ve got a snack that actually helps keep you in flow.

Translation: these snacks satisfy your sweet tooth while also helping your day feel less chaotic. That’s snacking as self-respect, not self-sabotage.

When to snack on them (real-life moments)

Because context matters — and because we’re practical snack people:

• Mid-afternoon at your desk: Skip the bakery run. Have a handful and stay focused.
• Post-workout cooldown: A few nuts + chocolate for a satisfying, balanced finish.
• On-the-go: Toss a pouch in your bag for travel, kids’ activities, or a day out.
• Cozy night in: Pair with tea or coffee and call it self-care (but without guilt).

A quick reminder — our standards

We believe snacks should be honest. Our fall chocolates follow the Funky Fat promise:

• Clear ingredients: cocoa mass, chicory root, erythritol, cocoa butter, MCT oil powder + acacia gum fibre.
• No artificial junk: nothing manufactured to look like a “health benefit.”
• No added sugar: the sweet you want, without the crash you don’t.
• MCT-powered: C8 & C10 for steady, usable energy.

P.S. — Our Funky Fat Chocolates

If you love bars as much as bites, don’t miss the original Funky Fat Chocolates — the same no-added-sugar, MCT-powered goodness in bar form. Think of the new chocolate-covered trio as the perfect snackable complement to our classic bars.