The holidays are here — which means twinkling lights, endless dinners, and let’s be real — *way too much sugar everywhere*. From office parties to family feasts, the season is one long buffet of sweet temptations. But what if you could gift chocolate that actually feels good — inside and out?
This year, the best chocolate gifts aren’t the ones stuffed with sugar and fillers. They’re the ones made with clean ingredients, balanced with MCTs for energy, and designed to satisfy cravings without the crash.
Whether you’re hunting for wellness-inspired stocking stuffers or show-stopping party favors, these no added sugar chocolate gifts from Funky Fat Foods will make everyone at the table say, “Wait — this is healthy chocolate?”
1. Funky Fat Chocolate-Covered Superfoods
First up — the ultimate crowd-pleaser. These aren’t your average holiday chocolates. Think creamy, crunchy, MCT-powered perfection. Each bite blends rich cacao with functional superfoods, so you get the indulgence you crave, minus the sugar spike.
They’re the perfect addition to your Christmas party snack table, or as elegant edible gifts in reusable jars or eco pouches. Plus, they’re vegan, have no added sugar, and made with clean ingredients only — cocoa mass, cocoa butter, MCT oil powder (C8 + C10), chicory root and erythritol.
Bonus: Pair them with a pair of cute warm slippers and a face mask for the ultimate cozy/movie night in.

2. Funky Fat Chocolate Bars: The Classic Reimagined
Looking for a gift that screams “chocolate lover” but still fits a wellness lifestyle? Our Funky Fat Chocolates are the modern classic. Smooth, satisfying, and powered by MCTs to fuel your flow through the holiday chaos.
Choose your flavour personality:
- Dark Chocolate 75%: Rich and bold, for those who love pure cacao power.
- White Chocolate: Creamy and dreamy, perfect for cozy winter nights by the fireplace.
- Milk Chocolate: A nostalgic favourite — only smarter and cleaner.
- Hazelnut Chocolate: This one’s a crunchy indulgence without the sugar trap.
- Coconut Chocolate: Tropical, silky, and a little rebellious — coconut flakes meet our no added sugar chocolate for a festive crunch.
Every bar is made with no added sugar, clean ingredients, and those famous MCTs (C8 & C10) that help maintain energy and balance cravings. They’re ideal stocking stuffers, Secret Santa surprises, or wellness gifts for your chocolate-obsessed friends.
Tip: Add them to a festive charcuterie board alongside nuts, berries, and Funky Fat Chocs for a guilt-free grazing table that turns heads.

3. DIY Funky Sensory Gift Boxes
Want to give a gift that speaks to every sense? Build your own Funky Fat Gift Box — a sensory experience that goes beyond taste. It’s indulgence that feels, smells, and sounds just as good as it tastes. Because wellness is about the whole vibe, not just the snack.
How to Build Your Sensory Gift Box:
| Touch | Start with something for the skin or hair — a silky natural oil, a nourishing hand cream, or a mini hair mask. Texture is pleasure, and this sets the mood for self-care from the first touch. |
| Taste |
Add our Funky Fat Chocolates and chocolate-covered superfoods. No added sugar, packed with MCTs, and made with clean ingredients — pure taste, no crash, no compromise. |
| Smell | Slip in a softly scented candle or incense stick. Think cozy vanilla, warm cacao, or calming cedar — aromas that whisper “slow down” with every breath. |
| Sound | Add a musical touch — a small thank-you card that plays a short melody or a QR code that links to a playlist of chill, feel-good tunes. Sound fuels the mood just like chocolate fuels the flow. |
| Sight | Finish with a personal photo of you and them together. It’s the final sensory layer — a reminder that the best gifts aren’t just things, they’re memories. |
Wrap it all up in a reusable kraft box, and finish with a tag that says: “No added sugar. No compromises. Just real chocolate for real moments.”
This sensory Funky Fat box doesn’t just satisfy cravings — it nourishes connection, intention, and joy. Perfect for friends, partners, or anyone who deserves to feel good from the inside out.
4. Funky Fat MCT Oil: The Unexpected (But Brilliant) Gift
MCT oil might not sound like a “holiday gift,” but hear us out — it’s actually the ultimate functional wellness gift. Especially for anyone juggling holiday stress, late nights, and cravings.
Funky Fat MCT Oil C8 & C10 delivers clean, fast-absorbing energy that fuels both brain and body — perfect for early mornings or post-holiday recovery. It’s flavorless, vegan, and blends into anything from coffee to smoothies to baking recipes.
Why it’s the perfect gift for 2025:
- Supports focus & energy during busy holiday weeks.
- Helps manage cravings when surrounded by endless treats.
- Pairs perfectly with Funky Fat chocolate for the full energy + pleasure combo.
Wrap it up with a Funky Fat chocolate bar and call it what it is — a smarter way to celebrate.

Conclusion: Gift Smarter, Treat Yourself Better
The best holiday gifts don’t just taste good — they make you feel good. Funky Fat Foods brings the fun back to festive treats, without the sugar traps or energy crashes. From chocolate-covered superfoods to MCT-powered bars and clean wellness sets, every product is crafted to fuel joy, focus, and freedom.
So this Christmas, skip the sugar bombs. Go for gifts that energise, satisfy, and still make everyone smile. Real ingredients. Real energy. Real chocolate — no added sugar, no compromises.
Stay funky. Spread wellness. Gift joy. 💜







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