About the Funky Fat ChocsShop now
What are the ingredients in the Funky Fat Chocolates?
Glad you asked. We divided our bars per flavor below to show the full ingredients list for each bar.
Dark Chocolate 75%: 75% Cocoa butter*, Cocoa mass*, Erythritol*, Natural cocoa powder*, MCT powder derived from coconuts* 5% (MCT oil, Acacia fiber). *Certified organic
Dark chocolate 75% + Coconuts: 75% Cocoa butter*, Cocoa mass*, Erythritol*, Natural cocoa powder*, MCT powder derived from coconuts* 5% (MCT oil, Acacia fiber), Coconuts* 8%. *Certified organic
Dark chocolate 75% + Hazelnuts: 75% Cocoa butter*, Cocoa mass*, Erythritol*, Natural cocoa powder*, MCT powder derived from coconuts* 5% (MCT oil, Acacia fiber), Shredded hazelnuts* 8%. *Certified organic
Dark chocolate 75% + Coffee: 75% Cocoa butter*, Cocoa mass*, Erythritol*, Natural cocoa powder*, MCT powder derived from coconuts* 5% (MCT oil, Acacia fiber), Instant coffee* 2.5%. *Certified organic
White chocolate 48% + Bourbon Vanilla: 48% Cocoa butter*, Sweetener Erythritol*, Coconut Milk Powder*, MCT Oil powder derived from coconuts 5% (MCT Oil, Acacia fibre)*, Bourbon vanilla 0,1%*. *Certified organic
Origin of Cocoa Beans
Our chocolate bars are made with organic cacao from a sustainable plantation in Peru, which is delicious, high in antioxidants, and high in healthy fats. All our bars are organic and ethically produced.
Our bars are free from sugar, soy, GMO, preservatives, artificial flavors, artificial sweeteners, gluten, and dairy. May contain traces of milk, nuts, and sesame.
What are the nutritional values of Funky Fat Chocolates?
All dark chocolate flavors (Dark, Hazelnut, Coconut, Coffee) have less than 3.5g net carbs per entire bar. The white chocolate has only 0g of net carbs per bar.
What are MCTs?
MCTs (Medium Chain Triglycerides) are healthy fats that are satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver. Giving an instant energy and brain boost.
Which do we use? - MCT powder C8/C10 extracted from coconuts and blended with acacia fiber.
How much? - About half a teaspoon of MCT per bar (5%). Which is perfect for everyone - whether you're used or not to taking MCTs.
What sweetener do you use?
Erythritol is a keto-friendly, natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) that is found in some fruits and vegetables. It has very few calories, is metabolism friendly, and is easy to digest.
I'm not following a low-carb lifestyle. Can I still eat Funky Fat Chocolates?
Of course, Funky Fat Chocolates are for everyone! Keto or not. However, you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs.
Are Funky Fat Chocolates ok for people with diabetes?
Absolutely. Our bars contain no sugar. We use a natural sweetener called erythritol which has a 0 GI (glycemic index), meaning it does not affect blood sugar levels. So it’s safe for people with diabetes.
How can I store my Funky Fat Chocolates?
Chocolate is very sensitive to heat and odors. So, to keep the taste and consistency of the bars, it's best to keep them in a cool, dry place in temperatures between 17-21 degrees celsius.
We don't recommend putting them in the fridge. If you store it in the fridge the flavor is lost. You can do it, however, it will compromise the deliciousness of the bars.
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What does the option "buy it once" mean?
That means that you choose to buy our Chocs this one time and get it delivered to your doorstep 😊
What does the option "subscribe and save" mean?
That means that you're buying a subscription plan to get this order delivered automatically every 30, 60 or 90 days. Our subscription plans are adjustable though so you can modify, reschedule, or cancel any time. With no fees. Learn more about our subscription plan here.
What payment options do you offer?
We offer plenty of payment options. Credit cards, debit cards, Paypal, Apple Pay, Klarna and more. Check our website footer to find out which options we have available in your country.
What payment options do you offer for subscription plans?
At the moment, we only accept credit cards for subscription plans.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide 😊
Disclaimer: During the European summer period, we only ship to countries within Northwestern Europe and only while the weather still allows it. Chocolate is sensitive to heat and it has the risk of arriving melted at the destination. Sorry for the inconvenience!
What are the shipping costs?
We offer free shipping for over 2 boxes in the UK & USA and between 2-3 boxes in most of the EU. The shipping costs will be calculated at checkout as it varies depending on your location.
How long does the order take to arrive?
In the Netherlands and UK, delivery times vary from 2-3 working days counting from the shipping order date. Outside of the Netherlands, the delivery times can vary up to working days.
My order did not arrive. What do I do?
If that happens, please check your tracking link to find the status of your order. If there's any issue, please contact our support team (email@example.com) informing your name and order number. We'll take care of it for you.
Returns & exchanges
What is the return policy?
We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused, unopened, and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
Contact our customer service team via email at firstname.lastname@example.org stating your wish to return your order and we’ll send you a return label. Please mind that you are responsible for paying the shipping costs for returning your item. We will deduct the return shipping costs from your refund.
What if I get the wrong order or if my order is damaged?
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is damaged or if you receive the wrong item. Send us a mail at email@example.com with photo evidence of the damaged items. Our customer service team will evaluate your case and, if approved, we will send you a replacement.
How long does it take to get a refund?
If you're eligible for a refund, it will be processed and the credit will be automatically applied to your credit card or original payment method within a few days. The processing time varies according to your bank provider and may take up to 10 working days. If you haven't received a refund yet within this time frame, first contact your bank. If the issue persists, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Can I subscribe to any Funky Fat Foods product?
Yes, you can choose to subscribe to any of our products.
Can I still place a one-time order, even if I have a subscription?
Of course! If you feel like trying a new flavor or want to gift a friend, you can place an order by choosing the “Buy it once” option.
Will it cost anything if I want to cancel?
Not at all. You're free to cancel anytime without any additional charge. Also, no hurt feelings.
Can I change my subscription afterward?
Absolutely. You can change the frequency in which you receive your order, and you can add or skip products as well.