Functional chocolate
with added MCTs
for long-lasting energy

0g sugar • 2.5g net carbs • 5 delicious flavors

Honest ingredients

Just 4-5 ingredients in each bar.

All plant-based, sugar-free or artificial ingredients. Less than 2.5g net carbs. No blood sugar spikes.

Organic certified

All of our ingredients are organic certified, non-GMO, and full of benefits for your body. We are especially proud of our cacao beans which originate from a sustainable plantation in Peru.

Added MCTs

The added MCTs (Medium Chain Triglycerides) make our chocolates functional by helping you to increase your focus, boost ketones, and provide you body with a stable energy source.

Don't restrict. Replace.
Snack smart. Feel your best.

Funky Fat Chocs taste like delicious chocolate should, but with the benefits of healthy fats and MCTs for long-lasting energy.

All organic ingredients and no added sugars or artificial stuff, we made a healthy snack you can enjoy without struggling with hunger, sugar cravings, or fatigue.

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ONLY €29 / £24.95

Guilt-free chocolate always at your fingertips. Simply choose your favourite flavour, decide on the delivery frequency and add as many flavours as you want!


Meet the Squad

Don't blame the fat for what the sugar did.

founder - louisa mesquita bakker
How it all stared

For over a decade, I suffered from health issues without truly understanding what was going on with my body. I attempted to achieve optimal health, however, without success. Until 4 years ago, when I was diagnosed with PCOS.

It all fell into place and it was then when I began my low carb high fat health journey during which I was able to balance my hormones, stabilize my blood sugar levels, and increase my mental clarity.

Trusted by health specialists

Everyone know that’s my one vice: chocolate, not to mention your delicious chocolate!

Cynthia Thurlow
Intermittent Fasting Expert & TEDx Speaker

The best no sugar chocolate. Super balanced, no erythritol cooling taste, awesome flavors.

Dr. Anthony Gustin
Sports Medicine Clinician & Founder of Perfect Keto

I absolutely LOVE the chocolate is that they’re using MCT oil to curb cravings and give long-lasting energy. Your taste buds won’t be compromised at all.

Noor Struik
Low-carb Dietitian & Founder of the Nourishing State

The chocolate bars are incredible. Super clean, dark + organic. One of the reasons I loved your chocolates so much is because of the fat that is in them, because fat is so stabilizing for our blood sugar.

Dr. Nicole Huffman
Naturopathic doctor

Fat is your blood-sugars best friend, fat stabilizes the blood sugar and is the other energy source. So it's great to have such replacements like the chocolate you have.

Danielle Hamilton
Nutritional Therapy Practitioner & Blood Sugar Specialist