Funky Fat Choc Hazelnut - 10 bars
What it is: Creamy, tasty keto dark organic certified chocolate bar with MCTs and hazelnuts. A low-carb snack to fully indulge without compromising your health or taste buds.
(Box comes with 10 chocolate bars of 50g)
Why it's different:
★ Does not raise blood sugar or kick you out of ketosis.
★ No sneaky carbs, sugars or other surprises.
★ Helps curb cravings and gives long-lasting energy.
★ Organic certified.
★ Truly keto. Only 2.5g net carb and 25.5g of healthy fats.
How to store it:
Chocolate tastes better when stored between 17 - 21 degrees Celsius. We recommend not storing your bars in the fridge.
Ingredients (all organic certified)
71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded Hazelnuts, MCT Powder with Acacia Fibre* (100% derived from coconuts).
*We combine MCT Oil with Acacia Fibre as the binding agent and as an added functional ingredient. Acacia Fibre is a soluble fibre that helps slow digestion, has zero net carbs, non-insulinogenic (helps manage blood glucose levels after meals), and promotes gut health.
Nutritional information
Net carbs: 2.5g / Calories: 318 Kcal / Fat: 25.5g / Fibre: 5.5g / Protein: 4.5g / Sugar: 0g
Funky Fat Choc Dark - Dark chocolate 75%
Ingredients
75% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts)
Nutritional information per bar (50g)
Net carbs: 2.5g / Calories: 317 Kcal / Fat: 25.5g / Fibre: 5.5g / Protein: 4.5g / Sugar: 0g
Funky Fat Choc Coconut - Dark Chocolate 71% + Shredded coconut
Ingredients
71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded coconut, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).
Nutritional information per bar (50g)
Net carbs: 2.5g / Calories: 315 Kcal / Fat: 25.5g / / Fibre: 5.5g / Protein: 4g / Sugar: 0g
Funky Fat Choc Hazelnut - Dark Chocolate 71% + Hazelnuts
Ingredients
71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded Hazelnuts, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).
Nutritional information
Net carbs: 2.5g / Calories: 318 Kcal / Fat: 25.5g / Fibre: 5.5g / Protein: 4.5g / Sugar: 0g
Funky Fat Choc Coffee - Dark Chocolate 70% + Coffee powder
Ingredients
70% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Coffee Powder, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).
Nutritional information
Net carbs: 2.5g / Calories: 298 Kcal / Fat: 24g / Fibre: 5g / Protein: 4g / Sugar: 0g
Funky Fat Choc White - White Choc with Bourbon Vanilla
Ingredients
48% Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Coconut milk powder, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts), Bourbon Vanilla
Nutritional information
Net carbs: 0g / Calories: 347 Kcal / Fat: 31g / Fibre: 1g / Protein: 1g / Sugar: 0g
- What are the ingredients in the Funky Fat Chocolates?
Glad you asked. We divided our Funky Fat Chocolate bars per flavor below to show the full ingredient list for each bar.
Dark Chocolate 75%: 75% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).
Dark chocolate 71% + Coconuts: 71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded coconut, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).
Dark chocolate 71% + Hazelnuts: 71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded Hazelnuts, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).
Dark chocolate 70% + Coffee: 70% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Coffee Powder, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).
White chocolate 48% + Bourbon Vanilla: 48% Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, Coconut milk powder, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts), Bourbon Vanilla
- What is Keto?
The Ketogenic Diet consists of a very low-carb high-fat eating lifestyle similar to the low-carb and Atkins diet. When drastically reducing carbohydrate intake and replacing it with fat, the body enters a metabolic state called ketosis. This type of diet comes with many benefits for many such as weight loss, stabilizing the glucose curb, people with diabetes type II, women of reproductive age with PCOS, epilepsy, and more. Read more about it in our blog.
- What is MCT?
MCTs (Medium Chain Triglycerides) are healthy fats that are satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver. Giving instant energy and brain boost.
- What type of MCTs are used in Funky Fat Chocolates?
We use MCT powder C8/C10 extracted from coconuts and blended with acacia fiber.
- Why did you add MCT powder instead of oil?
Because it's better for you! MCT powder is easier on your stomach than MCT oil - causing no distress.
- How much MCT is in one bar of Funky Fat Chocolate?
About half a teaspoon of MCT per bar (5%). Which is perfect for everyone - whether you're used or not to taking MCTs.
- What is Erythritol?
Erythritol is a keto-friendly, natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) is found in some fruits and vegetables. It has very few calories, is metabolism friendly, and is easy to digest.
- What’s the origin of the cacao beans in Funky Fat Chocolates?
Our chocolate bars are made with organic cacao from a sustainable plantation in Peru, which is delicious, high in antioxidants, and high in healthy fats. All our bars are organic and ethically produced.
- What is the net carb of each Funky Fat Chocolate bar?
All dark chocolate flavors (Dark, Hazelnut, Coconut, Coffee) have 2.5g net carbs per entire bar. The white chocolate has only 0.5g of net carbs per bar.
- I'm not on keto. Can I still eat Funky Fat Chocolate?
Of course, Funky Fat Chocolates are for everyone! Keto or not. However, you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs.
- What are Funky Fat Chocolates free from?
Our bars are free from sugar, soy, GMO, preservatives, artificial flavors, artificial sweeteners, gluten, and dairy. May contain traces of milk, nuts, and sesame.
- Are Funky Fat Chocolates ok for diabetics or people with diabetes?
Absolutely. Our bars contain no sugar. The sweetener erythritol has a low glycemic effect too. So it’s safe for people with diabetes.
- How can I keep my Funky Fat Chocolates tasty for a long time?
Chocolate is very sensitive to heat and odors. So, to keep the taste and consistency of the bars, it's best to keep them in a cool, dry place in temperatures between 17-21 degrees celsius.
- Can I put the Funky Fat Chocolates in the fridge?
No, we do not recommend it. If you store it in the fridge the flavor is lost. You can do it, however, it will compromise the deliciousness of the bars.
